Pinky Finger

I swear to dragons,
You foul evil little finger,
That I will cut you off,
Like chop chop chop,
If you don't start to bend,
Like a normal finger!
I will chop you,
I will slaughter you,
If you don't start behaving,
I have grown tired,
Of your pathetic bending,
Popping into place,
Getting stuck where you are,
Pinky finger if you don't
SHAPE UP SOON,
Your days will be numbered.
I swear to dragons,
I speak the truth.