so excited). With her monkeys she went to a cake store. In the cake store she sent one monkey in to disable the camera and then just like that they stole all the cakes from that store. Throughout the world all of her pink magnetic monkeys struck all of the cake stores of the world until there was only one left. This all happened in a matter of hours.The last store was huge. It was THE largest Cheesecake factory in the world, over 345236234542 square meters. It was also very well guarded by the pink magnetic monkey's worst enemy....a pink uber magnetic flamingo dog. This meant it was the alien girl's job to take over this factory alone. So she crept along into the entrance of the factory and snuck in. Right as she was about to do dirty and lock the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs up, a hand stopped her.
She was spun around to find herself in the arms of the most handsome alien man. He told her that he could not allow her to ruin all of humanity by taking their fatty cakes away from them. She tried to reason with him that she was only thinking about the good of humanity. She said that everyone was getting too fat for their own good. The handsome alien man stared her down until she admitted that she was in fact trying to destroy the world, but it would probably help them if they became smart instead of being the dumb humans that they were.
He disagreed though and made her make her pink magnetic monkeys give back all of the cake stores. She told them too, but they had already gone rogue and didn't listen to her. It took a lot of convincing, but the handsome alien man convinced the wicked alien girl to help him defeat the huns. Then they both looked at the author in confusion, "Wait, where'd the huns come from?" the wicked alien girl asked with a smirk. The author quickly erased that part.
It took a lot of convincing, but the handsome alien man convinced the wicked alien girl to help him defeat the pink magnetic monkeys. There was a huge battle as the monkeys didn't want to relinquish their control back to the wicked alien girl because she wasn't acting so wicked anymore.
The handsome alien man had his arm sliced open with a magnet and blood began to pore everywhere. The wicked alien girl just looked blankly at him with a puzzled expression. He also looked at her with a puzzled expression. For some reason they were puzzled. They figured it was probably because someone kept interrupting the authors stream of thought. Then all of a sudden, the handsome alien man fell to the ground, having lost too much blood. The wicked alien girl cried out, wanting to help him but she was being swarmed by the pink magnetic monkeys. That's when suddenly, the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs got pissed off. You see, they were still fighting over by the cheesecake factory and the handsome alien man had fed them some really yummy cheesy potatos earlier that day, so they felt like they were in debt to him.
They quickly came to the handsome alien man's rescue and defeated the huns! "Wait stupid author we weren't fighting the huns!" a pink uber magnetic flamingo dog yelled with a glare so feirce that the author quickly erased again her problem with the huns.They quickly came to the handsome alien man's rescue and defeated the pink magnetic monkeys. Then out of no where, the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs turned blue because of their good deed. They were so overjoyed that after locking the pink magnetic monkeys up for the rest of their lives in a plastic box, they flew away into the sun to find a new home.
the handsome alien man had bled too much before they came to his rescue, the now blue uber magnetic flamingo dogs thought that he had survived the attack and would be okay, but they were wrong.He was rushed to the 2341325 story alien hospital in a starchaser van. and he was put on an IV drop of cake to try and save him. The wicked alien girl gave him a funny look when she saw that his blood was made of cake. He laughed at her and told her that that was the real reason why he couldn't let her take over the cake industry, even though he would love to destroy the world.
This made the wicked alien girl grin evilly, knowing that she had just found a new partner in crime. She gave the handsome alien man a shot that made him instantly better even though he was on the brink of death. He glared annoyingly at her because she didn't do that sooner for him, but she just shrugged innocently. Then they went off and destroyed the whole world through the ice cream industry instead! THE END
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