PURPLE Unicorns

There was a freaky lady with a big poofy Afro. She had an awful life and just wanted to run away from it. Her life was like sour jello. Why would there be sour jello you might ask, and that is because what else are you going to call it? She wasn't a steady person, her mind was literally like jello, sliding to different places without much thought. She was never focused for very long. The sourness came from her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend. She really didn't like him anymore, as she was rather bruised and broken from his punches and kicks. She couldn't leave though, he swore that he would kill her if she did. As awful as her life was, she would always want to keep living, except on her bad days.

One day, a PURPLE unicorn came to her rescue. The PURPLE unicorn was very shiny from all the glitter on it and it had a bejweled horn. The freaky lady was out in her garden that day, trying to find something to eat for supper for that night. You see, her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend was a drunk and blew all his money on alcohol yet again. She didn't know how they were going to pay their rent that month and there was no food. Well as she was looking, her overly obsessive possesive, abusive boyfriend came home, drunk. He began beating her because his supper wasn't ready. That was when the PURPLE unicorn showed up, right when the freaky lady fell down.

It knocked the freaky lady's overly obsessive possesive abusive boyfriend away from her and used it's purple nose to help the freaky lady onto it's back. Then they ran. Her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend chased after them. Considering he wasn't a PURPLE unicorn, he kept up with them very easily as surprising as that might be. The overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend made a leap when he was close enough and knocked the PURPLE unicorn's feet out from under it. The freaky lady hit her head as she fell off and everything went black.

She woke up to find herself nailed to a chair, yes NAILED! It was excruciatingly painful that was a fact. Her overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend stood over her with an evil look on his face. The scariest fact at that moment was that he was doing this completely sober. He knew exactly what he was doing as he used a saw to cut off her fingers and toes.

"I warned you I would kill you if you left," the overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend growled with a smirk. "This might hurt a tad bit." With that, he started to slowly saw her legs off. After a while she passed out from he pain. She died of bleeding out not long after that.

THE END