Here comes the Bride

School Rhymes... I can't remember which one I use to say in elementary school :c I do love Yahoo answers though :)


Here comes the bride
All big and wide
Here come the groom
As skinny as a broom

Here comes the bride
all dressed in pink
open the window
and let out the stink

Here comes the bride
all dressed in white
along comes a turtle
and down comes her girdle

Here comes the bride
to throw away her life
the groom is a baboon
whose mother will soon
destroy your entire life

Here comes the bride,
all dressed in white.
Here comes the groom,
dressed like the moon.

here comes the bride
all fat and wide
kissed her groom
and he turned in to a broom

Here comes the bride!
She came waltzin' down the isle,
in a dress so torn and vile.
The man of her dreams was a nightmare too!
As she gave a shreak and a gastly smile.

here comes the bride
big fat and wide...
she slips on a banana peel
and have a little ride

Here comes the bride,
And her dad with the shot gun.
So you better get your ass off the couch
and just Run Forrest Run!

"Here comes the bride, all dressed in white
Where is the groom?
He's in the bathroom!
Why is he there?
He's in his underwear"

THIS LAST ONE SOUNDS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER?! i THINK....

Here comes the usher
The ol' toilet flusher!

Here comes the bride
All fat and wide
Got in a taxi
Fell out the other side

Here comes the bride,
dressed all in scales.
If she eats too much cake
she'll look like a whale ...

Here comes the bride,
dressed like a fishy,
she needs to take a bath
'cause she smells fishy-squishy ...

Here comes the bride
in green and yellow hide,
see her slithering
from side to side!

Here comes the bride
She walks with a swish
That isn't her dress
It's the tail of a fish!