Yes....I'm "working" on my earth science by looking up weather shit on this website called Wunderground. I haven't decided why I am taking this class yet since it totally is awful....And...this was someone's facebook status...I don't approve of it but I feel like someone needs to be told that it's inappropriate to have on your status so I must post this so that everyone knows what NOT to put on your status...Don't read this if you don't want your childhood ruined....
Rudolph the red-cock reindeer had a very shiny knob. And if you ever saw him, he would stick it in your gob. All of the other reindeer, used to wank and call him names, they never let poor Rudolph, join in any sex games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say: "Rudolph with your nob so bright, won't you do my arse tonight?" Then all the reindeer loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the red-cock reindeer, you should do pornography
Now that we have that awful task of passing the news on, how about some pictures :D! Hmmm but pictures of what is the question.....Purple Elephants that are going to destroy the earth it is!
Oh dear lordy...So I go to find images of purple elephants and Urban dictionary comes up with the definition of purple elephants.....so here is the definition before we get to the pictures
A definition used to describe drunk elephants that are not secure in the restictions of the law.
If an elephant drinks more than 30 units of alchol, he is a purple elephant
Grabbing a guys sack and applying force, resulting in extreme pain
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