Relationships in a nutshell

The friend that has been harassing me about my life story (the one I recently texted 5,000 characters to) has decided I need to get a relationship. I told him I would go right on out and buy a relationship for myself. So this my dear children is what a relationship is like. And this is his response to be saying I will go buy a relationship ;P

Him: You know what I mean. You're lacking things.. Confidence.. Trust.. The will and want.. Come on Mildred you play the clarinet. Cello.. Piano.. You do much harder things than a relationship. 

Me: Playing my instruments seems a whole lot easier than being in a relationship. (or something along those lines)

Him: But they are.. You have to be perfect at the instrument to play the music. Music is always harder than most things.. Be perfect at music or don't play it.. But you don't have to be perfect at a relationship.. Friendship.. Dating.. Engagement.. Marriage.. It doesn't require perfection.. It requires confidence. Want and will..And trust.. The trust know that your friend.. Boyfriend.. Fiance.. Husband.. Won't hurt you.. And if they are they know they have an they're truly sorry for it.. It's.. It's just beautiful. Relationships are their own music.. All music is beautiful to someone..And if you think the music is beautiful you won't stop listening to it..You know it's beautiful and you won't stop listening to it.. But all you have to do is have the confidence.. Want will and trust to listen to it.. Even if you think it's terrible..It's still beautiful the next day