Thursday, October 3, 2013

Government shutdown Pickup Lines

I don't know how these things became a thing, but they did. And they are amazingly hilarious and other times just stupid. So you should definitely check out the pickup lines for the government shutdown. Here are my top favorites.


Unlike congress, I'd approve of you by midnight.

NASA is losing 97% of its funding, and I'm losing 97% of my inhibitions.

Baby, I let the government shut down, so I could spend the whole day with you

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