CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater/ Love Sick

Once upon a time, there was a boring show playing while all the girl wanted to do was lay her head of bright purple hair down on the desk and sleep.She did end up dozing off and she began to dream.

In her dream she was upset, her cousin wanted her to go to a movie with him and his friends instead of pouting around the house. That wasn't what upset her though. One of his friends used to have her trust and heart, but not he didn't. He was the driver of this trip to the movies. The cousin apologized over and over as the girl said she would just meet them at the movie theatre.

The boy who broke her jumped out of his car as she walked away to get her keys. He grabbed a hold of her arm, forcing her to look at him. She struggled to get away, but he wouldn't let go of her. The girl's cousin and other friend tried to come to her aid, but the boy ordered them to get in the backseat of his car.

The girl's cousin and the other friend didn't even realize that the girl knew the boy who broke her. They didn't realize they knew each other, so this was very confusing to them. It didn't help that the girl just kept denying that the boy who broke her wasn't a stranger.
"You can either drive us all in your car or let me drive. I'm not letting you go on your own because of me. Frankly I would prefer to drive since I have better speakers and music choices."

"I can't be in a car with a stranger driving. I was told not to talk to strangers too." With that the girl shut her mouth and refused to talk to him again. He sighed in frustration and took a step closer to the girl.

"If I knew you were going to be coming along, I wouldn't have agreed to come. All he told me was that your cousin was coming and needed to be picked up. I don't know why he failed to mention that you were going to be coming as well. Let's not ruin their night darling. Come on," he soothed, leading her with enough force to get her to move towards his car without making her feel trapped. He knew exactly how to handle her. He ignored the silent tears running down her face until they got to his car, then he pulled her into a huge and stroked her hair gently, trying to calm her down. It worked after a while, as it always used to work, and then he gave her a little push into the car and they were off.

The car drive was completely silent on the way there. Even though the girl and the boy who broke her weren't even friends anymore, the boy who broke her took a hold of her hand and placed it in his lap, stroking circles into it to keep her calm. She was an emotional wreck again because of him and he knew it. He knew he shouldn't be touching her in anyway, but he didn't like how upset she was. Her cousin and other friend (Drew) just awkwardly sat there the whole ride. When they arrived at the theatre, the girl and cousin ran ahead of the other two. Drew hung back to talk with the boy who broke her.

"You want her?" Drew asked, a slight frown on his face as they followed the others.

"I had my change with her already," the boy shook his head. "I screwed up though. Even if I wanted her I couldn't have her. She won't even acknowledge me most of the time. She's all yours man, just hope you know what you're getting into. She's a big tease." Drew nodded, not saying anything more since they had caught up with the girl and her cousin by then.

They chose to go see a horror movie and the girl sat between Drew and the boy who broke her. It was the boy who broke her that kept their legs touching and his hand interwined with hers through the whole movie, preventing the girl from freaking out.

Drew didn't have a chance if the boy who broke her were to want her back. The boy who broke her still had her heart clutched in his hands, hurting her more than not.

THE END

Stories Are Ewwy

• Once upon a dream, for once it wasn't that bad of a dream. It seemed to be the first time in centuries the girl had a nonawful dream. It started with a house.She lived in this house with a group of boys. They really weren't the nicest boys on the block, but they were hers. They all were doing something and then the girl got all pissy and ran off. Two of the guys followed her into some trees and one made the mistake of grabbing a hold of her arm.
  A fight broke out between them and the other guy just watched with a smirk. He didn't figure the girl would win, that would jsut be wrong. She did though, with an annoyed growl she knocked the guy out before turning to the other guy.
  "Bad move, what if I told Aaron?" the other guy teased. This caused the girl to freeze and stumble backwards, running off
  A while later they were back at the house, the other guy and beaten guy in a room with the girl. Something happened and the girl got all up in the other guy's face, demanding that he submit to her.
  "Aaron will find out if I do," the other guy smirkedagain. He had a smirking problem. The girl started to slink away when the other guy grabbed her arm, pulling her back. "When you are ready to face him let me know." he seriously stated before letting her go.
  "It will never happen," the girl snapped, "He can never find out."
  "Why?" the other guy snapped back, interested in what the girl ahd to say.
  "He can't see me," the girl shrugged, walking away. This made the other guy frown. He had already figured out that Aaron and her were mates and they both knew it. Yet for some reason, they both denied it and completely avoided each other. Aaron would not be pleased to hear the girl already possesed the skills she needed to be his mate.
  The girl went upstairs to her bedroom and walked into the arms of a man who was already ready to hug her.
  "Bad girl," he sighed.
  "Sorry Aaron," the girl replied, a lone tear rolling down her face.
  THE END
  
  
  This might not make a lot of sense, but then again not very many dreams make sense once you wake up :)
  

Don't Touch the Butt

Once upon a time there was a cold cloudy day. There was definitely a chance of meatballs. (Cloud with a Chance of Meatballs reference anyone?) A parakeet was out in the rain, hunting for worms when the worms revolted. They didn't want to be eaten, so they decided the parakeet must die. With lightning speed, the worms asked the owl to help them. He quickly agreed, because no one messes with the worms. The worms, by the way, were covered in glitter.
So the owl and worms came up with a plan. When the parakeet took the bait of a worm squirming on the ground, the owl swooped in. He grabbed the parakeet like his prey and flew away. The purple parakeet was so surprised that she dropped the worm. The owl took the parakeet home and was about to eat her injured body and all, when a male parakeet swooped in angrily.
"Step back!" the male parakeet snapped at the owl, getting between the two. "You will not harm her!" (Harry Potter reference anyone? ^.^) The owl looked at the male parakeet like he was retarded, and moved towards the two parakeets. As fast as a speeding bullet, the male parakeet pecked the owl in between the eyes. The owl flew away in pain, being the coward that he was.
As he took flight though, his wing clipped the male parakeet, sending him tumbling to the ground. The female parakeet followed after and a faint thud was heard where they hit the ground. Their bodies were too broken to be able to move, so they just laid on the ground waiting for someone to come eat them.
A hunter found them that fateful day and decided they would make a great birthday present for his niece once they healed up. So he picked them carefully up and went home. He plopped them into a cage with a volcano in it and walked off. The cage was a miserable place to be and the parakeets never were fully healed. All they had to look forward to was the fact that the butterfly told them the niece with metal in her mouth couldn't keep an animal alive for more than a few minutes. They would die of shaking.
THE END
Can you find anymore references that I didn't point out in the story? ^.^

PURPLE Unicorns

There was a freaky lady with a big poofy Afro. She had an awful life and just wanted to run away from it. Her life was like sour jello. Why would there be sour jello you might ask, and that is because what else are you going to call it? She wasn't a steady person, her mind was literally like jello, sliding to different places without much thought. She was never focused for very long. The sourness came from her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend. She really didn't like him anymore, as she was rather bruised and broken from his punches and kicks. She couldn't leave though, he swore that he would kill her if she did. As awful as her life was, she would always want to keep living, except on her bad days.

One day, a PURPLE unicorn came to her rescue. The PURPLE unicorn was very shiny from all the glitter on it and it had a bejweled horn. The freaky lady was out in her garden that day, trying to find something to eat for supper for that night. You see, her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend was a drunk and blew all his money on alcohol yet again. She didn't know how they were going to pay their rent that month and there was no food. Well as she was looking, her overly obsessive possesive, abusive boyfriend came home, drunk. He began beating her because his supper wasn't ready. That was when the PURPLE unicorn showed up, right when the freaky lady fell down.

It knocked the freaky lady's overly obsessive possesive abusive boyfriend away from her and used it's purple nose to help the freaky lady onto it's back. Then they ran. Her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend chased after them. Considering he wasn't a PURPLE unicorn, he kept up with them very easily as surprising as that might be. The overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend made a leap when he was close enough and knocked the PURPLE unicorn's feet out from under it. The freaky lady hit her head as she fell off and everything went black.

She woke up to find herself nailed to a chair, yes NAILED! It was excruciatingly painful that was a fact. Her overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend stood over her with an evil look on his face. The scariest fact at that moment was that he was doing this completely sober. He knew exactly what he was doing as he used a saw to cut off her fingers and toes.

"I warned you I would kill you if you left," the overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend growled with a smirk. "This might hurt a tad bit." With that, he started to slowly saw her legs off. After a while she passed out from he pain. She died of bleeding out not long after that.

THE END

The Wicked Alien Takes Over The World Through Cake

Once upon a time, there was a girl who was a wicked alien. She vowed that she would destroy the whole human population with her evil pink magnetic monkeys at her side. So she set out to do just that one Friday the 13th (which is this friday btw...FRIDAY DA FREAKING 13! :D so excited). With her monkeys she went to a cake store. In the cake store she sent one monkey in to disable the camera and then just like that they stole all the cakes from that store. Throughout the world all of her pink magnetic monkeys struck all of the cake stores of the world until there was only one left. This all happened in a matter of hours.

The last store was huge. It was THE largest Cheesecake factory in the world, over 345236234542 square meters. It was also very well guarded by the pink magnetic monkey's worst enemy....a pink uber magnetic flamingo dog. This meant it was the alien girl's job to take over this factory alone. So she crept along into the entrance of the factory and snuck in. Right as she was about to do dirty and lock the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs up, a hand stopped her.

She was spun around to find herself in the arms of the most handsome alien man. He told her that he could not allow her to ruin all of humanity by taking their fatty cakes away from them. She tried to reason with him that she was only thinking about the good of humanity. She said that everyone was getting too fat for their own good. The handsome alien man stared her down until she admitted that she was in fact trying to destroy the world, but it would probably help them if they became smart instead of being the dumb humans that they were.

He disagreed though and made her make her pink magnetic monkeys give back all of the cake stores. She told them too, but they had already gone rogue and didn't listen to her. It took a lot of convincing, but the handsome alien man convinced the wicked alien girl to help him defeat the huns. Then they both looked at the author in confusion, "Wait, where'd the huns come from?" the wicked alien girl asked with a smirk. The author quickly erased that part.

 It took a lot of convincing, but the handsome alien man convinced the wicked alien girl to help him defeat the pink magnetic monkeys. There was a huge battle as the monkeys didn't want to relinquish their control back to the wicked alien girl because she wasn't acting so wicked anymore.

The handsome alien man had his arm sliced open with a magnet and blood began to pore everywhere. The wicked alien girl just looked blankly at him with a puzzled expression. He also looked at her with a puzzled expression. For some reason they were puzzled. They figured it was probably because someone kept interrupting the authors stream of thought. Then all of a sudden, the handsome alien man fell to the ground, having lost too much blood. The wicked alien girl cried out, wanting to help him but she was being swarmed by the pink magnetic monkeys. That's when suddenly, the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs got pissed off. You see, they were still fighting over by the cheesecake factory and the handsome alien man had fed them some really yummy cheesy potatos earlier that day, so they felt like they were in debt to him.

 They quickly came to the handsome alien man's rescue and defeated the huns! "Wait stupid author we weren't fighting the huns!" a pink uber magnetic flamingo dog yelled with a glare so feirce that the author quickly erased again her problem with the huns.They quickly came to the handsome alien man's rescue and defeated the pink magnetic monkeys. Then out of no where, the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs turned blue because of their good deed. They were so overjoyed that after locking the pink magnetic monkeys up for the rest of their lives in a plastic box, they flew away into the sun to find a new home.

the handsome alien man had bled too much before they came to his rescue, the now blue uber magnetic flamingo dogs thought that he had survived the attack and would be okay, but they were wrong.He was rushed to the 2341325 story alien hospital in a starchaser van. and he was put on an IV drop of cake to try and save him. The wicked alien girl gave him a funny look when she saw that his blood was made of cake. He laughed at her and told her that that was the real reason why he couldn't let her take over the cake industry, even though he would love to destroy the world.

This made the wicked alien girl grin evilly, knowing that she had just found a new partner in crime. She gave the handsome alien man a shot that made him instantly better even though he was on the brink of death. He glared annoyingly at her because she didn't do that sooner for him, but she just shrugged innocently. Then they went off and destroyed the whole world through the ice cream industry instead! THE END

Random Dream again!

• • Once upon a time...there was a girl named Zarka. She went to school every day and her teacher was more of a mentor. Zarka didn't go to school to learn like most humans. It was her job to protect them from the worst of her kind. The teacher taught her how to disguise herself so no one of her kind would eer know what she was. Well, not unless she was close enough to them that they could put their nose to her that is. So the teacher for some reason always had Zarka sitting in her classes. Most people thought Zarka was just her dumb child who couldn't go to school. Zarka didn't age so she moved from teacher to teacher every few years. This was the first time she had a job to do though. It was just planned that she would move. There were bad ones of her kind after the students of only the one teacher's class...
    
    One day a new kid came to school. The teacher said he was the worst of the worse of her kind. He was in one of her classes. IT was Zarka's job to keep him from the students. So the teacher sat them together and then she let Zarka do her business. In the middle of class the boy started to get hungry. He couldn't control himself, he was so hungry. Zarka looked rather yummy, so he grabbed her shoulders and began to pull her towards him, but she just brushed him off, like his grip wasn't of iron when it really was. He looked at her in suprise and grabbed her hand. Zarka watched him with bored eyes bring her hand to his nose, taking a deep brath. He realized they were both of the same kind.
    
    "This is my territory" Zarka stated with a glare. He became very angry and pulled out a wooden dagger. He stabbed the girl to death, before moving onto his next victim in the classroom.
    
    THE END
    
    
    PS: Did I tell you I have a prom date!? :D

Day Dream :D

Once upon a time

there was a girl that was just chilling in her house.

and there was a really big storm outside. no one but her was home at the time. and then the sirens started to go off. so she went into the basement and chilled for a while. there was a huge crash and debrey flew everywhere. it was like she was in a cave in. she couldnt see anything except darkness. she heard the wind outside still and was scared that she was going to die.

she was able to move just enough to get her phone out of her pocket and call 911.

they asked her what her emergency was and she said she needed help...she told them that she couldn't move...and that something really big had fallen on top of her. she was really confused and didn't understand what was going on.

they told her they were on their way and to stay on the line with them.

then her fone died....

THE END

Random Dream! :D

• • Once upon a time there was a girl that was just walking around town. She went to go into a restuarant when she noticed she was being stalked again. There was a scary clown/witch painted orange and black following her. This witch had taken a liking to her for some unknown reason. This witch wanted her blood...the girl went into the restuarant and asked for help because she had a stalker. Then an annoying alarm went off and she woke up to realize it was just a very vivid dream XD THE END
     
     
    I swear there was more to that dream than just that much, but I can't remember it. So that's all I can say. I have the strangest dreams sometime....
     

Dream for the Soul

Once upon a time there was a girl who had a twin brother. They both went to the same school together and were really close. At school they almost never separated. One day the school guard had to get the girl alone. An evil man wanted her.

So when the school bell rang, the guard somehow got her to go outside alone. No one saw her go to her car and get something and then head back towards the school. As she was about to go inside her twin brother screams at her to run (he is nowhere around but she knows its him) It's too late though. The guard grabs her with no witnesses around and takes her to the school basement. She is tied to a chair to wait for the evil guy to come

its very scary to her because the girl knew how evil the evil guy was and knew she wouldn't make it out alive

The End

Yeah...I just thought I would share my dream from the other night since it is so interesting. My dreams are really bad I must say. They go from bad to worse then back to bad. I just don't seem to ever have any good dreams anymore....

A School Time Story

This is what happened to me today at school >:\

Once upon a time there was a girl who wanted to quickly go through the asia countries during lunch time since she didn't go over them the night before. The computer lab had a class in it though so she went to the computer circle in the library. The one computer that was open didn't have a mouse...but that's okay because she really doesn't need a mouse. But it also wouldn't log anyone on so she couldn't practice.

well there was a lovely boy, (who is an attention whore next to her). So he was messing around on the computer that wouldn't log anyone on as well as being on his own computer. The girl didn't feel like leaving because she had a spinny office chair and it was comfy. She also had nothing better to do but watch said boy screw around with the computer that she had wanted to get on. The boy kept turning the computer off and on. The button was on the other side of the computer meaning he had to lean across the girl to get to it.

Then he showed said girl hilarious pictures and sayings and such on his computer while we waited for the computer to become smart enough to log someone on. Then one of his friends came and they all started reading the stuff he had up on his computer.

He decided that he needed to mess around more on the broken computer so he gave his chair to the friend. Then instead of just standing or kneeling in front of the broken computer, he sat on the girls lap.

He completely smooshed her too by leaning completely back. He wouldn't get off said girl. He told her that she had to have a good attitude for ten seconds before he would stop leaning on her. She apparently counted to fast for him, but he did stop leaning on her.

Five minutes later or so, after the girls friend came upstairs to hang out with her, the boy decided it was time for a story. So he did what little kids would do and tried to curl up on the girl's lap. Like he tried to swing his legs up onto the seat so he was sitting fully on the girl's lap with his legs hanging over one side of the chair and leaning against the over side of the chair's arm rest.This however caused him to fall off the chair onto the floor which the girl was thankful for because her legs were going numb.

The girl and girl's friend left shortly afte.