What is Pancheros you ask?

Well you see here, Pancheros is a Mexican Grill. They make their tortillas fresh and then you can build your own taco/burrito/questionable/enchantments...or whatever it is you make. The closest locatoin of a Pancheros to a town in Illinois called Kewanee, is the one in Davenport which is 37 miles away.

Anyway, back to describing Pancheros. *pulls up their website and begins to copy and paste*

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TORTILLA

MAKE NO MISTAKE, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE TORTILLA. EACH ONE IS PRESSED ON THE SPOT. NO TWO THE SAME. LIKE SNOWFLAKES, ONLY PRETTIER, AND MUCH BETTER SUITED FOR BUNDLING UP BEANS AND SALSA.

WE'LL KEEP IT TOGETHER

OUR TORTILLAS ARE YOUR FRIENDS. THEY WON'T LET YOU DOWN. WRAP YOUR FINGERS AROUND A PANCHEROS BURRITO AND IT FEELS LIKE A FIRM HANDSHAKE. ONE THAT SAYS "DON'T WORRY, BUDDY. I'M GONNA KEEP IT TOGETHER AND MAKE SURE NONE OF MY MARINATED AMAZINGNESS GETS RE-ROUTED TO YOUR CHINOS."

SIMPLY PUT, KEEP IT SIMPLE

FRYERS? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' FRYERS. DITTO FOR MICROWAVES, FREEZERS, AND PARTICLE ACCELERATORS. WE JUST NEED A BOWL FOR TURNING FLOUR AND WATER INTO DOUGH, A PRESS FOR TURNING DOUGH INTO TORTILLAS, AND A GRILL FOR FILLING SAID TORTILLAS WITH THE FRESHEST INGREDIENTS AROUND.

VIVA LA BOB THE TOOL

WITH BOB'S HELP, WE'VE TORN DOWN THE WALLS THAT ONCE STOOD BETWEEN MEAT AND RICE, BETWEEN BEANS AND SALSA. INGREDIENTS CAN NOW CO-CONSPIRE AS ONE. BOB HAS SINGLE-HANDEDLY REVOLUTIONIZED BURRITO BUILDING FOREVER.

*gets bored of this* HOPE THATS ENOUGH INFORMATION ^.^ better than taco bell....

While I was at the robotics competition, I was informed that my grandma had died. This is the obituary for her.

"Shirley Ann Chihak, 81, of 317 First Street Atkins, died peacefully at her home.  Services:  10:30 a.m., Tuesday, St. Jude Catholic Church, Cedar Rapids, by the Rev. Mark Reasoner.  Burial:  St. Joseph Cemetery.  A Vigil service will be held 5 p.m., Monday at Teahen Funeral Home, Cedar Rapids, where friends may visit Monday from 4 to 8 p.m., and Tuesday from 9:30 to 10:15 a.m., at the church.
 Survivors include her three daughters, Nancy (Ray) Scienzo of Concord, NH, Joan (Paul) Cook of Palatine, IL, and Lori (Marvin) Wilmes of Boone; five sons David (Sharon) Chihak of Cedar Rapids, Michael (Barbara) Chihak of Florissant, MO, Alan (Yvonne) Chihak of Burr Ridge, IL, Carl (Zenny) Chihak of Long Beach, CA and Roger (Candace) Chihak of Lisbon; eighteen grandchildren Matthew, Jeremy, John, Jilani, Slyndon, Samadhi, Chris,Caroline, Camille, Abigail, Mildred, Paul, Charlie and Quincy Chihak, Christina and Zach Scienzo, and Wesley and Casey Wilmes; two sisters, Rita Rosauer and  Mary (Paul) Reuter; sister in law Mary Valvoda; brother Ronald (Helen) Palmersheim; brother in law Robert (Eileen) Chihak; and many nephews and nieces.
She is preceded in death by her husband Paul; a sister Donna Williams, brother-in-laws Don Rosauer, Vern Williams, Raymond Valvoda, and Joseph Chihak, and sister-in-law Marlene Chihak.
Shirley was born May 9, 1930 in Elma the daughter of Mathias and Grace Hunemiller Palmersheim.  She graduated from Elma High School and was married to Paul Peter Chihak on September 9, 1952 in Elma.  She attended St. Jude Catholic Church.
Shirley enjoyed gardening and treasured spending quality time with her family.
Instead of flowers memorials may be directed to the family."
http://www.teahenfuneralhome.com/?p=1593

I am going to miss my grandma so much. Her house was the place that we always would go to when we needed some place to go hang out. I know that she's happy up there though. She's with my grandpa again and now she can watch over us all. I love you grandma <3 I love you greatly so.

Worlds Robotics Championship

This was so freaking cool. The worlds of robotics. The thing that everyone wants to get to. Well my team went down on Wednesday morning. It was a five hour car drive and we got there around 11ish. Then we waited in a line for the pits to be opened up. Once they were opened we went in and started working on setting up our pit. It didn't take us long, as we didn't have a second table so all we had to do was put up the banner that I made up. It was a pretty sweet banner.

 After we set the pits up we didn't really have anything to do until the opening ceremony. It was a lot of fun. Will I Am was there and he played a match or two of the robotics game against Dean Kamen....or however his name is spelled. After the opening ceremony we went to a ghetto hotel. On the way there we got lost and were sitting at a dead end right outside an airport. A police came up behind us and turned the lights on. He came up and we told him we were lost and where we were trying to go. His response was to tell the person on the other end of his radio to disregard something and that it was just a lost family XD Cause we are totally a family....He led us there and we went to sleep.
The next day was the start of matches. Ashley and me went around and get so much stuff from people it was really awesome how much stuff we got. I had a koala stuffed animal like thing at one point, but then someone on my team dissected it :c So we watched some matches and took some pictures. Meet some people. We hung out with one of our friends we had made on Wednesday named Philip.  It was a lot of fun and all, except for the one damper on the matter...
On Friday we watched some more matches, went to the FRC pits hung out there. We did a lot of stuff and had a lot of fun. At the end of the day we went to the alliance selection, and as suspected we didn't get invited to join an alliance. Some of the guys on my team were rather thrilled with this. We had to pick up our pit and get all packed up so on Saturday all we had to do was put the stuff in the cars. Well I managed to get yelled at for no particular reason. Oh wait there was a reason, the reason was that I was standing there while our coach was trying to figure out what was going to happen for that evenings activities. There wasn't anything that I could have done to help with that anyways. After we left there we went back to the hotel and I slept the day away.
Saturday came and went (oh wait its still Saturday). Anyway, we went and watched the finals of FTC and then went to the closing ceremony where a bunch of awards were given out and important looking people talked to us. I don't completely remember it as I wasn't completely awake. We went home after that and after 5 hours of being in a car with the same 5 people, I finally got to the school and was able to go home.  :D

In The Action You Don't Always Do What You're Taught

Once upon a time, I had to give my horse the wormer medicine today. So I took my siblings out with me to help me get him out of the pasture that he was in because the rams were in there. My siblings don't know how to act around horses. Yes they got the rams away from me, but then they spooked my horse with being loud, flashing a flashlight in my horse's eyes, and letting the dog bite at my horse's tail. I've always been told that if a horse rears up, you are supposed to let go of the rope right away. Well I went against that. My horse was pulling away from me too fast for me to keep up with him and I had to close the gate since my siblings are idiots and didn't help me with getting my horse (who's name is Birthday Party by the way) out of the pasture.
When he reared up because of my dog, I held on. He didn't rear up that far, but then he took off running and I couldn't hold on any longer. I had to ran after him of course, not getting too close to him (well I couldn't have anyways because horses are fast). He almost plowed me down once, but then he decided against it and ran off to the gate that leads to the barn. The gate was closed though so we couldn't trap him in there (again thanks to my lovely siblings since I had left it open). Because the gate isn't open and my dog isn't listening to us and he's chasing Party, Party decides the best thing to do is run off into the woods. Now Party has a lead rope dangling from his neck since I had clipped it onto him. The best part about this is I had thought that maybe I shouldn't leave it clipped onto him when I was trying to get him out of the pasture with the rams.
Anyway I finally got my dog to leave him alone, which entailed my dog running towards the house because I was mad at him and he decided to listen to me yelling at him to go inside. Then I went after Party. He was down by the chicken coop and my other dog was following him. The other dog wasn't a threat though so that was okay. The Party came running back from the chicken coop and ran around the yard. He went to one side of the house and I thought he was so spooked he would keep running to the other side, so I went a different route to try and cut him off. He wasn't there though and I thought he had gone back into the woods. I can't see anything because it's so dark so I just call him name and squint while my brother uses his flashlight that spooked him to find him. We didn't find him there so I start walking around the house again so see if he just didn't go all the way around. Eventually my other dog comes running up to us from the direction of the barn/driveway. I head that way and sure enough Party is just eating grass in the barn area (I had my siblings open the gate right away so Party could get back in). Poor Party was completely spooked but still let me approach him and take him into where his boy (Marble Cake my other horse) was.
THE END
True story too....so annoying.....and I got rope burn from it. My hand feels so freaking weird now....

Read Minds Quote #9

If I could read minds I wouldn't ask so many questions.

"There is no way I'm going to be able to say this nicely." Mrs. Bettors warned.

"Well just say it then," Nina growled angrily. She had been in this room too many times in the past week to care anymore. She was getting annoyed with being taken out of class just to visit Mrs. Bettors for no reason. Well there was a reason, but Nina didn't like to talk about it. She didn't even like to think about it.

"Your mother," Mrs. Bettors paused for a moment, and Nina tensed up. Anything that started with her mother would end up to be horrible. Everything that had been going wrong these last couple of weeks had been because of her mother.

"What about my mother Mrs. Bettors. You have my attention for the next 5 seconds and then I'm going back to class and you can forget about telling me whatever the fuck you want me to know," Nina hissed out.

"Your mother died at the beginning of the week." Mrs. Bettors gasped at the end of her sentence with a big sob.

"I already know that," Nina laughed. If anyone other than Mrs. Bettors had been in the room they would have locked Nina up just for laughing. Her laugh sounded like one of those lunatics that live in the asylum, which made sense because she was one of those lunatics. "Now tell me what I'm not in class for. I told you, 5 seconds."

"Your mother died at the beginning of the week, making you an orphan. The money that has been keeping you in this school has been put to an end. You can't stay at this school anymore."

"That's not a surprise," Nina laughed harder.

"We also haven't found any of your other family members yet, they seem to have scattered everywhere. Do you know where we can reach them? The state has asked that we keep you under our wing until they are able to find you somewhere to stay."

"Oh I don't know," Nina sarcastically sighed, appearing to be quite sad about this. On the inside she was cracking up though. She got bored of the sad act faster than anyone else would have normally though. With a glare on her face and an evil smirk, she added, "Good luck finding them though. You will have to search long and hard to find those hobos."

"Your family isn't hobos!" 

"You really think that do you? I'm only asking because I can't read minds. If I could read minds I wouldn't have to ask you see. God wouldn't it be nice to read minds. Now if you will excuse me, I will be getting back to class."

"Just one minute there Nina!" Mrs. Bettors yelled as Nina ran out of the room. Nina didn't stop, knowing what Mrs. Bettors would want to say. Instead Nina ran into the classroom she should've been in and plopped down in a seat in the back next to some boy she didn't know and didn't care to know.

"Glad you could make it Nina," the teacher at the front of the room smiled, knowing what Nina was doing. The teacher closed the door, only to have it opened right back up with Mrs. Bettors coming in.

"Nina you are not paying for classes anymore so you will not be taking them!" Mrs. Bettors snapped, stalking towards her. She raised a hand to slap Nina for running off, when something strange happened with the air.

"Aw," Nina moaned, turning to look at the boy that was next to her. "Do you have too?" He just nodded and took her hand, leading her out of the classroom and out of the school. Neither of them looked back behind them.

I was looking at my saved drafts and found hat apparently I already had a quote #9 written before I wrote the other one. I'm not sure which one I like better. This one obviously isn't done yet, but I just feel like sharing it as it is because I don't want to add anything to it right now. :) It also doesn't really make any sense....but whatever...I wrote this last year and it was just saved haha there's probably a reason why I scrapped it.

Worlds Robotics Competition.

Well. The Robotics Competition of the Worlds variety is coming up. Very soon. I have to get packed still and I have so much to do before I can go. I'm so excited to be going though, because guess what...I don't have to be that shy ass girl I am at school :D! I hate being that girl at times :\ She SUCKS BALLS! (not literally because that's not what shy girls do...at least not the shy girls that I know).
I just thought I would post something because guess what...I'm not going to be on for a while, not that it really matters because hey....look at that only 8 posts so far this month and the month is almost over! I have been rather busy with life and stuff though so I haven't had time....
I was in the pit for the musical this year so I had a lot of musical practice late nights. It was really tiring I must say. I got my picture taken with a camel though, so that's a plus!
Anyways, my laundry is done so I must be going and getting packed! Toodles for a while :}
24 days of school left.

CheaterCheaterBestFriendEater/ Love Sick

Once upon a time, there was a boring show playing while all the girl wanted to do was lay her head of bright purple hair down on the desk and sleep.She did end up dozing off and she began to dream.

In her dream she was upset, her cousin wanted her to go to a movie with him and his friends instead of pouting around the house. That wasn't what upset her though. One of his friends used to have her trust and heart, but not he didn't. He was the driver of this trip to the movies. The cousin apologized over and over as the girl said she would just meet them at the movie theatre.

The boy who broke her jumped out of his car as she walked away to get her keys. He grabbed a hold of her arm, forcing her to look at him. She struggled to get away, but he wouldn't let go of her. The girl's cousin and other friend tried to come to her aid, but the boy ordered them to get in the backseat of his car.

The girl's cousin and the other friend didn't even realize that the girl knew the boy who broke her. They didn't realize they knew each other, so this was very confusing to them. It didn't help that the girl just kept denying that the boy who broke her wasn't a stranger.
"You can either drive us all in your car or let me drive. I'm not letting you go on your own because of me. Frankly I would prefer to drive since I have better speakers and music choices."

"I can't be in a car with a stranger driving. I was told not to talk to strangers too." With that the girl shut her mouth and refused to talk to him again. He sighed in frustration and took a step closer to the girl.

"If I knew you were going to be coming along, I wouldn't have agreed to come. All he told me was that your cousin was coming and needed to be picked up. I don't know why he failed to mention that you were going to be coming as well. Let's not ruin their night darling. Come on," he soothed, leading her with enough force to get her to move towards his car without making her feel trapped. He knew exactly how to handle her. He ignored the silent tears running down her face until they got to his car, then he pulled her into a huge and stroked her hair gently, trying to calm her down. It worked after a while, as it always used to work, and then he gave her a little push into the car and they were off.

The car drive was completely silent on the way there. Even though the girl and the boy who broke her weren't even friends anymore, the boy who broke her took a hold of her hand and placed it in his lap, stroking circles into it to keep her calm. She was an emotional wreck again because of him and he knew it. He knew he shouldn't be touching her in anyway, but he didn't like how upset she was. Her cousin and other friend (Drew) just awkwardly sat there the whole ride. When they arrived at the theatre, the girl and cousin ran ahead of the other two. Drew hung back to talk with the boy who broke her.

"You want her?" Drew asked, a slight frown on his face as they followed the others.

"I had my change with her already," the boy shook his head. "I screwed up though. Even if I wanted her I couldn't have her. She won't even acknowledge me most of the time. She's all yours man, just hope you know what you're getting into. She's a big tease." Drew nodded, not saying anything more since they had caught up with the girl and her cousin by then.

They chose to go see a horror movie and the girl sat between Drew and the boy who broke her. It was the boy who broke her that kept their legs touching and his hand interwined with hers through the whole movie, preventing the girl from freaking out.

Drew didn't have a chance if the boy who broke her were to want her back. The boy who broke her still had her heart clutched in his hands, hurting her more than not.

THE END

Stories Are Ewwy

• Once upon a dream, for once it wasn't that bad of a dream. It seemed to be the first time in centuries the girl had a nonawful dream. It started with a house.She lived in this house with a group of boys. They really weren't the nicest boys on the block, but they were hers. They all were doing something and then the girl got all pissy and ran off. Two of the guys followed her into some trees and one made the mistake of grabbing a hold of her arm.
  A fight broke out between them and the other guy just watched with a smirk. He didn't figure the girl would win, that would jsut be wrong. She did though, with an annoyed growl she knocked the guy out before turning to the other guy.
  "Bad move, what if I told Aaron?" the other guy teased. This caused the girl to freeze and stumble backwards, running off
  A while later they were back at the house, the other guy and beaten guy in a room with the girl. Something happened and the girl got all up in the other guy's face, demanding that he submit to her.
  "Aaron will find out if I do," the other guy smirkedagain. He had a smirking problem. The girl started to slink away when the other guy grabbed her arm, pulling her back. "When you are ready to face him let me know." he seriously stated before letting her go.
  "It will never happen," the girl snapped, "He can never find out."
  "Why?" the other guy snapped back, interested in what the girl ahd to say.
  "He can't see me," the girl shrugged, walking away. This made the other guy frown. He had already figured out that Aaron and her were mates and they both knew it. Yet for some reason, they both denied it and completely avoided each other. Aaron would not be pleased to hear the girl already possesed the skills she needed to be his mate.
  The girl went upstairs to her bedroom and walked into the arms of a man who was already ready to hug her.
  "Bad girl," he sighed.
  "Sorry Aaron," the girl replied, a lone tear rolling down her face.
  THE END
  
  
  This might not make a lot of sense, but then again not very many dreams make sense once you wake up :)
  

Don't Touch the Butt

Once upon a time there was a cold cloudy day. There was definitely a chance of meatballs. (Cloud with a Chance of Meatballs reference anyone?) A parakeet was out in the rain, hunting for worms when the worms revolted. They didn't want to be eaten, so they decided the parakeet must die. With lightning speed, the worms asked the owl to help them. He quickly agreed, because no one messes with the worms. The worms, by the way, were covered in glitter.
So the owl and worms came up with a plan. When the parakeet took the bait of a worm squirming on the ground, the owl swooped in. He grabbed the parakeet like his prey and flew away. The purple parakeet was so surprised that she dropped the worm. The owl took the parakeet home and was about to eat her injured body and all, when a male parakeet swooped in angrily.
"Step back!" the male parakeet snapped at the owl, getting between the two. "You will not harm her!" (Harry Potter reference anyone? ^.^) The owl looked at the male parakeet like he was retarded, and moved towards the two parakeets. As fast as a speeding bullet, the male parakeet pecked the owl in between the eyes. The owl flew away in pain, being the coward that he was.
As he took flight though, his wing clipped the male parakeet, sending him tumbling to the ground. The female parakeet followed after and a faint thud was heard where they hit the ground. Their bodies were too broken to be able to move, so they just laid on the ground waiting for someone to come eat them.
A hunter found them that fateful day and decided they would make a great birthday present for his niece once they healed up. So he picked them carefully up and went home. He plopped them into a cage with a volcano in it and walked off. The cage was a miserable place to be and the parakeets never were fully healed. All they had to look forward to was the fact that the butterfly told them the niece with metal in her mouth couldn't keep an animal alive for more than a few minutes. They would die of shaking.
THE END
Can you find anymore references that I didn't point out in the story? ^.^

Bad Day

It's just one of those days I guess... I came home from musical practice in a great mood, border lining being happy even, and then I get home and it goes down the drain. We have a cat that is dying in our bathroom right now. We have only had this kitten for a couple of weeks and it's already dying. That puts one notch in the sad belt that I carry around with me, marking down how close I am to becoming overly depressed. Then again, I have a hard time not being on the depressed stage so my belt really does me no good. Anyways I decided to play the piano while waiting for the use of the kitchen so I could make supper. I admit that I was trying to annoy my brother because I wanted on the computer to do homework, but I wasn't even playing that loud.
My dad yelled at me for playing the piano. I seriously thought that he was going to hit me too...I don't understand why me playing the piano made him so angry. He also said that I was making too much noise...My music isn't noise....
Sometimes I hate my life. My world stopped you guys. It just stopped revolving now. I don't know when it's going to start revolving again....It's just one of those days.

PotterMore

Pottermore is now open to the public. I am a Slytheryn and I have a cat. My wand from Ollivander's is 12.5 inches made from larch with a dragon Core. It is slightly springy too. My name on Pottermore is RuneStorm13543 if anybody wants to add me. I found it really dumb that I couldn't choose my own name. I'm never going to be able to remember something that I didn't come up with!
So far I have finished year 1, well book 1 that is, and I want to start book 2 but for some reason it just won't let me continue. It really annoys me. It's not like the funnest game around, but it is rather entertaining to me. That might just be because I'm a Potterhead and love reading all the facts behind the books, but maybe it's not.
I had a lot of problems understanding how to get through the first book because I didn't know what to do. Their instructions can be rather hard to follow, especially when they disappear on ya. They don't ever come back :c Anyways join Pottermore and add me as a friend XD Adios Hombres y Mujeres.

 

Titanic

Today is the 100th Anniversary of the RMS Titanic sinking. It seemed only logical that I would watch for the first time the Titanic movie. It was a pretty good movie. I kept referring to Jake as Demetri though, I'm not sure why. It's probably just something to do with the actor. For some reason Leonardo DiCarprio just seems like a Demetri to me....So now I have the Titanic theme song stuck in my head. Did you ever realize that there is only one song throughout the entire movie? It works for the movie too. I don't know a lot of movies that could get away with doing that.

Random Facts about the Titanic! though they aren't actually that random because this whole post is about the Titanic....we will just have to pretend it is random...

1. 1,514 people died upon the sinking out of 2,435 plus the crew of 892
2. lifeboats could only hold 1,178 people
3. 2:20 am Titanic broke up and sank bow-first with over a thousand people still on board
4. Hypothermia killed the people that were in the water within minutes
5. A Canadian Mint produced $10 silver commemorative coin for the 100th anniversary
6. There are a lot of museums for the Titanic. There's one in Pigeon Forge Tennessee (been there) that has an iceberg and you can feel the coldness the water would've been
7. The Movie Titanic was the first movie to hit the billion dollar mark
8. The Titanic wasn't found over 12,000 feet below the surface until September 1st, 1985
9.  Out of the 1,514 people that died only 333 bodies were ever found.

10. Passenger category	Number aboard	Number saved	Number lost	Percentage saved	Percentage lost
    Children, First Class	6	5	1	83.4%	16.6%
    Children, Second Class	24	24	0	100%	0%
    Children, Third Class	79	27	52	34%	66%
    Women, First Class	144	140	4	97%	3%
    Women, Second Class	93	80	13	86%	14%
    Women, Third Class	165	76	89	46%	54%
    Women, Crew	23	20	3	87%	13%
    Men, First Class	175	57	118	33%	67%
    Men, Second Class	168	14	154	8%	92%
    Men, Third Class	462	75	387	16%	84%
    Men, Crew	865	192	693	22%	78%
    Total	2224	710	1514	32%	68%

That's all the facts I'm giving you! If you want to know more about the Titanic look her up. :} Adios for now chicos y chicas!

PURPLE Unicorns

There was a freaky lady with a big poofy Afro. She had an awful life and just wanted to run away from it. Her life was like sour jello. Why would there be sour jello you might ask, and that is because what else are you going to call it? She wasn't a steady person, her mind was literally like jello, sliding to different places without much thought. She was never focused for very long. The sourness came from her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend. She really didn't like him anymore, as she was rather bruised and broken from his punches and kicks. She couldn't leave though, he swore that he would kill her if she did. As awful as her life was, she would always want to keep living, except on her bad days.

One day, a PURPLE unicorn came to her rescue. The PURPLE unicorn was very shiny from all the glitter on it and it had a bejweled horn. The freaky lady was out in her garden that day, trying to find something to eat for supper for that night. You see, her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend was a drunk and blew all his money on alcohol yet again. She didn't know how they were going to pay their rent that month and there was no food. Well as she was looking, her overly obsessive possesive, abusive boyfriend came home, drunk. He began beating her because his supper wasn't ready. That was when the PURPLE unicorn showed up, right when the freaky lady fell down.

It knocked the freaky lady's overly obsessive possesive abusive boyfriend away from her and used it's purple nose to help the freaky lady onto it's back. Then they ran. Her overly obsessive, possessive, abusive boyfriend chased after them. Considering he wasn't a PURPLE unicorn, he kept up with them very easily as surprising as that might be. The overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend made a leap when he was close enough and knocked the PURPLE unicorn's feet out from under it. The freaky lady hit her head as she fell off and everything went black.

She woke up to find herself nailed to a chair, yes NAILED! It was excruciatingly painful that was a fact. Her overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend stood over her with an evil look on his face. The scariest fact at that moment was that he was doing this completely sober. He knew exactly what he was doing as he used a saw to cut off her fingers and toes.

"I warned you I would kill you if you left," the overly obsessive possessive abusive boyfriend growled with a smirk. "This might hurt a tad bit." With that, he started to slowly saw her legs off. After a while she passed out from he pain. She died of bleeding out not long after that.

THE END

The Wicked Alien Takes Over The World Through Cake

Once upon a time, there was a girl who was a wicked alien. She vowed that she would destroy the whole human population with her evil pink magnetic monkeys at her side. So she set out to do just that one Friday the 13th (which is this friday btw...FRIDAY DA FREAKING 13! :D so excited). With her monkeys she went to a cake store. In the cake store she sent one monkey in to disable the camera and then just like that they stole all the cakes from that store. Throughout the world all of her pink magnetic monkeys struck all of the cake stores of the world until there was only one left. This all happened in a matter of hours.

The last store was huge. It was THE largest Cheesecake factory in the world, over 345236234542 square meters. It was also very well guarded by the pink magnetic monkey's worst enemy....a pink uber magnetic flamingo dog. This meant it was the alien girl's job to take over this factory alone. So she crept along into the entrance of the factory and snuck in. Right as she was about to do dirty and lock the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs up, a hand stopped her.

She was spun around to find herself in the arms of the most handsome alien man. He told her that he could not allow her to ruin all of humanity by taking their fatty cakes away from them. She tried to reason with him that she was only thinking about the good of humanity. She said that everyone was getting too fat for their own good. The handsome alien man stared her down until she admitted that she was in fact trying to destroy the world, but it would probably help them if they became smart instead of being the dumb humans that they were.

He disagreed though and made her make her pink magnetic monkeys give back all of the cake stores. She told them too, but they had already gone rogue and didn't listen to her. It took a lot of convincing, but the handsome alien man convinced the wicked alien girl to help him defeat the huns. Then they both looked at the author in confusion, "Wait, where'd the huns come from?" the wicked alien girl asked with a smirk. The author quickly erased that part.

 It took a lot of convincing, but the handsome alien man convinced the wicked alien girl to help him defeat the pink magnetic monkeys. There was a huge battle as the monkeys didn't want to relinquish their control back to the wicked alien girl because she wasn't acting so wicked anymore.

The handsome alien man had his arm sliced open with a magnet and blood began to pore everywhere. The wicked alien girl just looked blankly at him with a puzzled expression. He also looked at her with a puzzled expression. For some reason they were puzzled. They figured it was probably because someone kept interrupting the authors stream of thought. Then all of a sudden, the handsome alien man fell to the ground, having lost too much blood. The wicked alien girl cried out, wanting to help him but she was being swarmed by the pink magnetic monkeys. That's when suddenly, the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs got pissed off. You see, they were still fighting over by the cheesecake factory and the handsome alien man had fed them some really yummy cheesy potatos earlier that day, so they felt like they were in debt to him.

 They quickly came to the handsome alien man's rescue and defeated the huns! "Wait stupid author we weren't fighting the huns!" a pink uber magnetic flamingo dog yelled with a glare so feirce that the author quickly erased again her problem with the huns.They quickly came to the handsome alien man's rescue and defeated the pink magnetic monkeys. Then out of no where, the pink uber magnetic flamingo dogs turned blue because of their good deed. They were so overjoyed that after locking the pink magnetic monkeys up for the rest of their lives in a plastic box, they flew away into the sun to find a new home.

the handsome alien man had bled too much before they came to his rescue, the now blue uber magnetic flamingo dogs thought that he had survived the attack and would be okay, but they were wrong.He was rushed to the 2341325 story alien hospital in a starchaser van. and he was put on an IV drop of cake to try and save him. The wicked alien girl gave him a funny look when she saw that his blood was made of cake. He laughed at her and told her that that was the real reason why he couldn't let her take over the cake industry, even though he would love to destroy the world.

This made the wicked alien girl grin evilly, knowing that she had just found a new partner in crime. She gave the handsome alien man a shot that made him instantly better even though he was on the brink of death. He glared annoyingly at her because she didn't do that sooner for him, but she just shrugged innocently. Then they went off and destroyed the whole world through the ice cream industry instead! THE END