Turtle Scar

I have an unhealthy obsession with turtles. I am willing to admit that. It's funny really because I have this scar on my nose. You can barely see it even if you are looking for it, but it is there. It's just a faint scar. You can see it better when I have freckles, but I don't go outside enough for there to be lots of freckles anymore. This scar though, I have a distinct memory of how I got it. My parents have told me that this memory is completely false and never happened, but it is the memory I have so that's what I'm stuck with.
This memory starts with my family visiting my aunt and uncle in Chicago at their home. They supposedly once owned turtles, they may have they may not have. They might even still have these supposed turtles if they do exist, I don't even know. Anyway in this memory I somehow got bit by this turtle. I don't remember how it happened. Sometimes I remember being at the top of the steps with the turtle and other times I just can't explain it. But I swear a turtle bit my nose. Don't you think that's a great thing to have happen to you?
What stuck about this memory though is that my parents kept telling me to stop picking at the cut on my nose. We had to put bandages on it a lot. Like the little round ones that are supposed to blend in with your skin so no one notices them. In case you didn't know already, if you have a bandage on your nose it will be noticed no matter how well it fits in with your skin color! I never stopped picking it though, I mean obviously I did eventually, but not soon enough. I now have a scar.

So I'm sure that this memory that I have is just a story that was made to make my scar cool. I thinks it is cool and funny that my first memory of an encounter with turtles is being bitten by one. AND I'M OBSESSED WITH TURTLES STILL.

Doctor Who

Doctor Who's Christmas Episode is coming up soon :D Excited yet? ^.^ Ready to be scared of Snowmen? :D

Christmas Eve

So for Christmas Eve I went to my grandma's house to have Christmas there. I was surprised that we got to go so early this year, normally we have to wait until after Christmas to go visit her. Anyway so we had a blast. See she has this puppy there that we got to play with and it was great. So then after that we got to open presents. We got to open presents before we ate because we had to wait for the pie to get done with cooking and stuff.
For Christmas this year I gave my grandma this whistle thing from when I was in Guatemala. She seemed to like it. ^.^
Then I got a lottery scratch card! :D I didn't win anything sadly, but it wasn't like I could win anything since I'm not old enough. My parents would be the winners if anything, not I. I also got a new camera and a camera starter kit thing. The SD card that came with it didn't work so I didn't know if the camera actually worked until I got home. Faulty SD cards are no fun. Anyway, so I got a body pillow too, which I have been wanting for college so I'm thrilled about that. ^.^
After we opened presents we ate lunch. We had this great roast with potatoes, corn, green bean casserole, fruit salad, and I'm sure I'm forgetting something. I have a great memory..... While we were eating my aunt showed up with her hubby and they hung out with us for awhile. They didn't open their presents from my family, since they are going back to my grandma's house tomorrow, but we got to open presents from them. My aunt loves shopping for girls and she doesn't have any, so we get pretty spoiled by her ;P
She got me two shirts, which are cute, a cute dress that I've been told I'm wearing to church tomorrow, and some classy looking skinny jeans. And by classy, I mean they are black and purple and look like that finger nail polish that is crackle stuff ya know? They are pretty great looking :}
Then my siblings and I played Stupid, the card game, it was hilarious. My brother was cheating the whole time, and I was on his team. We managed to lose by at least 40 points. My dad told us in the middle of the game that we had to talk in anything but English, well my older sister and I started talking in Spanish while my brother spoke spanglish in a funny accent. It was hilarious, just great.
After our game we hung out in the living room for awhile and then went home.
Now we are having a Veggie Tales marathon ;P Great stuff that.

Favorite Pickup Lines

Not that anyone ever uses pickup lines on me, but I suddenly had the urge to look up the best and funniest pickup lines today, so here are my favorite of them....and yes there are a lot because hey Pickup lines make me happy cause they are ridiculous.

1. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.
2. Baby, somebody better call God, cause he's missing an angel!
3. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.
4. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 
5. Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
6. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
7. Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
8. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
9. Hi, the  voices in my head told me to come over and talk to me.
10. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
11. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
12. Life without you would be like a broken pencil....pointless.
13. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
14. The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
15. Do you have a band aid? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.
16. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
17. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
18. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
19. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
20. If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous. 
21. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
22. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
23. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
24. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
25. Baby you're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
26. Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
27. If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
28. I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
29. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
30. If looks could kill, you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
31. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
32. You must be the reason for global warming because you're hot.
33. If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
34. I'm not a weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.
35. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
36. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want? 
37. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
38. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.
39. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you're the bomb!
40. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

Keep Calm And Carry On

So you may be wondering where this is from.....

At least I know that I was wondering where it was from. I figured it out though :D All of it has been worked out ;P So this is what the sign is about....

The Keep Calm and Carry On poster was commissioned in 1939 by the temporary Ministry of Information in England[1], following the printing of two other inspirational posters stating “Freedom Is In Peril. Defend It With All Your Might” and “Your Courage, Your Cheerfulness, Your Resolution Will Bring Us Victory.” It was intended to be used to strengthen morale in the event of a large-scale attack or occupation, which many considered inevitable at the time. Though more than million of these posters were originally commissioned[2], after the war ended they were kept in storage where most were destroyed.

In 2000, Stuart Manley and his wife Mary found the poster folded at the bottom of a box of old books they purchased at an auction for their Alnwick, England bookshop, Barter Books.[3] Not knowing its origins, the couple had it framed and hung it in the shop, where they began selling prints of it the following year. According to Mary, they had sold over 40,000 copies by March 2009.[3] As of 2012, Barter is not the only place that houses original copies of the poster. The Imperial War Museum in England has approximately six and fifteen additional copies were found in February 2012, where they were appraised on the television show Antiques Roadshow.

Merlin

So you know the television show with this guy in it?

And this guy?

Well in case you don't, it's called Merlin....

I have gotten my parents addicted to Merlin. All they did is watch it now! I watched the first season and they watched a couple episodes with me before I became disinterested. I mean it is a great show, but after watching so many I couldn't help but get bored of it ^.^ So anyway, all I have to say it that I got my parents addicted to Merlin on accident....

Trust

Someday I'm going to learn to trust, until that day I am going to just be superfreakingfoxyawesome and there ain't nothing you can do about it ;P Though....if I lose my superfreakingfoxyawesome status I'm gonna say no on the whole learning to trust ya bit ^.^ cause superfreakingfoxyawesome is way more fun to say than I trust ya

Knowing me I've probably already written about my trust issues on here. I don't remember if I have or haven't though, so I will just keep it brief. I'm good at keeping stuff brief afterall, it's not like I'm a writer who writes everything that comes into her head down or anything. I totally couldn't write a novel on my trust issues. Which makes me think even more that someone on this blog there is a post about my trust issues! I'm sure there is, but anyway I wanted to rant about it because I've been feeling down lately. Not that I'm really ranting because I don't rant, but one can dream. Well actually I do rant because thats basically what I'm doring right now...ANYWAY

I don't trust people. I don't trust them not to hurt me. I don't trust them to keep their promises. I don't trust them to not leave me. I don't trust people. Sometimes I feel like I can trust people, but I always have that one little irking thought that reminds me that I can't trust them. It's like I'm someone who can't trust anyone ever. I don't even trust my own siblings, which brings me to a point. My brother likes to drive us to school and stuff. It's fine for the most part, but on the way home from school he tends to be in bad moods. His driving is greatly affected by his moods. I don't trust him with my life when he driving and he does have my life in his hands basically. I'm completely terrified to be in a car with anyone when they are angry ya know, I sort of want to live.

Yeah, but I don't trust people. End of Story. Shows over. That's all folks ^.^

Oh and happy End of the World Day :D

Needy Child

So, I admit that I am a very needy child. I am completely okay with admitting it. When people ignore me, I have a huge problem with that. Mostly because I'm very insecure. Like my friends, if I don't talk to them very often, I start to think that I am going to lose them. In fact most of the time I am just waiting for my friends to tell me to leave them alone and get the hell out of their life. I don't feel like I'm actually part of anybody's circle of friends. I feel like the outsider that is trying too hard to fit in. I just expect people to drop me like flies. Especially the friends that I don't get to see every often. They're the ones that I feel the closest to and yet so far away from. I mean, those are the ones that I expect to drop me as a friend the most out of everybody. I feel that way because I know that I am very pushy with wanting to talk to them. It's completely their fault ;P Cause they are like my happy pills and always can bring a smile to my face no matter how bad a mood I am. I know that I can be annoying, selfish, self-centered, annoying, and mean sometimes all of those at once to people! I have never been good at censoring myself, and yet I can censor myself quite well. Sometimes I remember "oh wait I can't say that because they might get mad and stop talking to me" "Oh wait I can't say that, they'll think I'm a psycho" I censor myself as most teenagers do, to fit in. That's why I'm so quiet. Most of the time I can't say anything that is censored enough for everyone around. Actually the real reason I'm so quiet is because I don't want to be made fun of. Basically everything I say I get made fun of. One of my best friends, which I don't know why she puts up with me, says the dumbest most strangest things ever and she gets made fun of all the time. So even though I don't get made fun of very often for what I say anymore, I see first hand people making fun of her for saying things that I would say. I got off topic there though!

IM A NEEDY CHILD and I think all my friends are going to leave me someday. THE END OF STORY.

World Ending

I just want to say, good bye to everyone in these last few hours of the world.....It was nice knowing you all!

As the Dinosaurs always say. The world likes to end on us, so sucks to be you cause we already let the world end on us. YOUR TURN SUCKAS


Wait...... I don't believe that it's going to be the end of the world...dangitttt ;P Oh happy day happy day. Enjoy December 21st you all :} I'm sure it will be just a normal Friday for everybody.

Turtles

I just spent like the last two hours looking through turtle pictures on google...that's how much I love turtles.....I had a blast doing it ;P
Here is a few of my favorite pictures! I know there is a lot here....but compared to the collection of them that I know how there are very few pictures here ;P

Psych Video

Complaint: I did everything except editing and the social norm
Complaint: It was awful
Complaint: I basically got sick from laughter during the filming
Complaint: I almost died of frustration during the filming

So we made a Psych Video about Socialization in Harry Potter's life....the video did not go well at all. I know it didn't go the way that I had pictured it at least because I am not the most organized person I guess. I mean I had it all planned out in my head and it would have been great. But then I had people who didn't really want to do it. They just were there because they had to be for the filming. They hadn't looked at the script before hand either. You would think they would at least have decided what parts they wanted to be by then. They hadn't. Also I had to film it all in my basement, which was very very messy so that was a fun time.....
Anyway it didn't end well and the video was just awful XD I doubt we got a very good grade on it...I hate making videos for school for a reason, I'm not good at it.....

Pandora.

Jamming on Pandora all night tonight with my Online Alarm Clock set and ready to wake me up tomorrow. Homework is surrounding me with nowhere I could possibly turn on my bed without seeing some sort of homework, unless I bury my head in my pillow. I guess it is time to bury my head so I don't have to see all the homework I am. It is after all quite an overwhelming load that I just don't want to deal with now. It's just the way it must be I suppose. Homework is overrated after all. Spanish music shall put me to sleep tonight and I shall learn by osmosis. Spanish music, Spanish book, Spanish homework. I would say I'm learning Spanish by osmosis today! :D

*no real reason for this picture other than I have a headache that is marring my judgement*

You can't even see my song list ;P

Half my Pandora list ;P

 I might only be listening to the Spanish stations....but dang do I love all of my stations ;P It's a little bit of everything, though I definitely need to put other stations on there. I don't have nearly enough.

Cabinet Paper

I was working on a paper for Poly Sci, but my head started to implode so I had to stop. See I've had this headache all day, and it just seems to be getting worse. It doesn't help that I have to pay really close attention to what I'm saying because the C key only is working half the time so I keep having to slam it to get it to work. It is driving me insane and with a headache that isn't a good thing. I couldn't find what I want to find, and then I'm like what da hell am I thinking, I have a blog XD
I could just make up my own facts obviously and then post them on this blog. Maybe even make about ten other blogs and post them on there as well and then there I will have all the information that I need for the paper! :D Yeah that is how I have been spending my time on this paper.....getting frustrated over and and debating on making stuff up for it. On the positive side, I get to write another research paper for Friday as well.

Procrastination biting me in the ass
~Mildred

Authors' Endorser

So I have started a new tumblr to promote authors on the lovely website Wattpad. It is called The Authors' Endorser. I just love the word endorser ;P which if you did not know is another way to say promoter. I think it is very important to help people get recognized on Wattpad. I know how much it means to me when people read my stories and give constructive feedback, so I want to help others out in that area and spread the love. I am right now just promoting stories that I really like. Eventually I will probably go onto the promoting with the clubs of Wattpad and such. Since I'm just starting out right now though, I have to be patient and get more people looking at my promote on Tumblr before I start to promote my Tumblr on Wattpad for people to find stories and promote stories.
If you do have a story that you think should be promoted on my tumblr, there is a submit stories button that you can go ahead and submit a story through! Feel free to use it :}

http://authorsendorser.tumblr.com/

Also right now I'm only doing one promote of the day. I might do something else as well though, because otherwise I will get bored of the tumblr and that just wouldn't be fun ;P

NaNoWriMo Winner

They finally gave me my winnings for NaNoWriMo ;P I finished NaNoWriMo on Day 12 of NaNoWriMo, November 12th that is. It took until today for me to be able to find out what I won. I would just like to say that the young adult program for NaNoWriMo had much cooler winnings. I mean young adults get free copies of their books! Though it does make sense because hey there are more adults doing NaNoWriMo than young adults.

I ended with 56,179 words total, though I did add about 6,000 words yesterday because I was bored and had nothing better to do. I finished NaNoWriMo with 50,128 words on the 12th as I said. I'm proud to be a winner of NaNoWriMo. I didn't think that I would be able to read 50,000 words this year. I have been having epic writer's block and haven't written much for a while. I am glad to know that my writer's block is gone for now. I actually have a story almost completely planned out right now and I'm excited to get started on it. Screw editing all the stories that I need to edit. It's time for a new stress reliever.

A turtle's kiss can solve all of your problems. It's a problem free philosophy man.

Sex Talk of the Day

Sex is like Pringles. 

Once you pop, 

you won't wanna stop.

Children in the dark cause accidents.

Accidents in the dark cause children.



Love's a sensation that comes from temptation.
A guy sticks his location into a girl's destination,
to increase the population of the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
(no I will not give a demonstration)

I'm almost done! :}

true fact now that I have internet back to be annoyed with it ^.^

Wattpad Reading Levels

So as you can see, I have lots and lots of reads! I mean you can look to the sides of my blog posts and see just that, but I thought I would bring it to yalls attention. Because It is pretty freaking sweet to have over 7,000 views on a story that I don't even like. I mean I wrote it and still don't like it XD And then my baby has over 2,000 reads. I never thought I would get that many people reading my story. I'm just slightly thrilled ;P But yeah there's that.

Also.....My dad showed me this snipping tool on the computer....I have decided it is really awesauce and just really wanted to use it. That's why there is me sharing this stuff ;P