Fat Cats~Friar's tale is also a reminder to watch what you wish for, and not to speak without thinking.~

The Friar's Tale, like the Reeve's Tale, seems to exist for a single purpose: the humiliation and degradation of members of a certain profession.

 The Tale begins by exposing the means by which summoners blackmail and extort persons, but does not attack the church system that allows this to happen,

For more information about The Friar's Tale...visit the website I used to find all this information!
http://www.gradesaver.com/the-canterbury-tales/study-guide/section8/

Hopefully it actually saves my grade :P hahahahaha...now if only Chemistry would be able to be saved....

and I was going to post a honey badger on here from the website "badassoftheweek" but I was unable to get my blog to accept it :c
 

Heck Yea

Yay I got on my blog at school! I guess they are letting us blog at school now a days...my day was just made. I'm currently working on my project for the canterbury tales unit in my Brit Lit class. To do this I am just chilling on the laptop during class since the teacher isn't in the room and will do my homework later....oh shoot here comes the teacher....ttfn <3

Back in Action? I think yes?

So I hope that I can get back on here for often. I need to get some stress out of my system which tends to be me just writing about whatever comes into my mind.
Last night my dad got really mad and decided to scare the shit out of his children. I know that families are all fucked-up and all...but still that doesn't make it right to get mad. He is just stressed out about work and all but still! The dog got on his bed.....he freaked out and yelled at the dog who went running. The dog was so scared that he went under out couch, which is a tight fit, to hide from him. All the while my dad is SCREAMING for my little sister to get her ass downstairs and watch her "fucking dog". He throws the couch over and my little sister is down stairs now...yelling at the dog to come in a terrified voice. She takes him upstairs quickly and my dad then leaves the house to go pick up my brother. My little sister comes back down a little bit later and takes a phone upstairs to her room with her...I think she went to call my mom.
When all these tantrums my dad throws started, we were always told to just stay away from him. Go to our rooms or go outside, as far away from him as possible. I was working on my homework at that time so I couldn't even leave the same room because I was on the desktop and I couldn't save what I was doing....I got to go downstairs after I was done with my homework and cry myself to sleep. I think I'm depressed again...oh lucky me....

Then today was an okay day at school...I found out I got a F on my chemistry test, which means my grade is a D because it is so weighted. I didn't expect anything better though because my mind...I have no clue where it is anymore. It just doesn't stay around. This year is so bad for me because I can't focus on anything and when I do I can't remember it. This year is also one of the hardest I've had so far. I have to study harder for chemistry now because I can't afford to keep failing these tests...which are super hard and so much harder to understand than the actual homework is!

I went to the park after school and just hung out there to relieve some stress. It worked until I went to church. Church just makes me more stressed because I know that I need to get home and get my homework done but I have to sit through a retreat that was two hours long. I have early bird tmro and I actually should have been asleep over two hours ago, thanks church.

I'm just so stressed out about something and I have no clue what I'm stressed out about. Everything makes me want to start crying....

Homecoming

So this last week was homecoming week....very eventful? :P
Monday~PJ day
Tuesday~ Twin Day
Wednesday~GenderBender Day
Thursday~PowderPuff Day (cheetahs win!!!!!!!!....junior/freshman team)
Friday~Spirit Day (we win for the first game in like forever)

My favorite day this year I must say was GenderBender Day....all the guys dressed up as girls made my day. It was so hilarious!

Anyways....on Saturday was the dance :)

That's my dress that was made by my Grandma for my mother to wear at her sister's wedding (bridesmaid dress) and my sister altered it in 2009 for a homecoming dress also. My little sister is the only girl in our family left that has yet to wear it :) For my altercation of this dress from what my sister did I made it a little shorter, so it was a little above my knees, put sparkles on it (to hide the stain my mom got on it when she tried to glue it shorter), changed the lace color to silver from black, and took off some of the lace so it wasn't itchy.

This is me and my date that ditched me for like the whole dance...doesn't he look stylish? :P oh and he can't see because at the dance he broke his glasses...this is after the dance at my house for the bonfire. We had a bonfire and didn't get to sleep until around 4-5am :) we are just that kool. Our bonfire mostly consisted of sitting on the trampoline while watching the boys (my brother, my date, and my friend- Paul, Austen, and Dylan) wrestle and try not to be injured when they almost land on top of us. It was great fun though :)

This is the group that I went with minus my date because he failed at passing information on to his father and I had to go pick him up on the way to Huhot. After these group pictures (which are rather blurry) we went into Cedar Rapids and ate at Huhot before walking around the mall (in other words going to Spencer's and Hot Topic) before the mall closed on us. The boys proceeded to play the penis game in the mall and I'm sure we would have gotten kicked out. Then I had to lock the windows in my car because the people in my car (Austen, Paul, and Kyle) were trying to climb out of the windows pretty much while they waved and flipped off the other car that was driving people. Kyle's date (who is the blue dress on the left, Erica) was the only one that didn't distract me while I was trying to drive :P

The dance part wasn't that bad either, though I normally don't like them much. My group kind of broke apart and just my best friends and me ended up dancing while the boys just sat around or outside being lame. There of course was the whole grinding feast of a dance circle going on in the front/middle of the commons where the dance was, but my group actually can dance (sorta) so we don't do the whole grinding nonsense that people seem to do too much of :) My friend, Mariah, had to go home early though because she got sit.... sadness right there...after the dance was the bonfire as I have mentioned and then the girl's and me were in my room for the night...we played truth or date...which ended up being truth or truth.
Isn't it funny how when you are little you always choose dare because you don't want to tell secrets about yourself to others but then when you are older you are scared to do the dares because they get wilder as you grow older? :) The only dare that was done was that I had to put a piece of popcorn on my tongue and my dog was supposed to eat it off my tongue....he ruined the dare though because he is my baby and refused to eat it off my tongue :)

Now I have school tomorrow and am very tired so I will leave you with this.....

Tramp burns are like Tramp Stamps...just less permanent. ~Austen SnySny after getting a burn on the trampoline from wrestling.

BBW's

Well today we didn't feel like going to our church because they were having the whole parish festival thingy there so we went into Cedar Rapids to my gmas church (she wasn't there). The Haitian dancers that were at my school last week (by the way there were Haitian dancers at my school last week) were at this church and I got to see their awesauce dancing again :P I was thrilled because they are so awesome!
Then after that we went to buffalo wild wings and my brother tired the Blazin' sauce. His face went all red and his eyes start to water. Then my mum tried some of the mango hot sauce stuff and she instantly started to cough up a storm because it was HOT oh and she was having allergy problems....
And now I'm working on figuring out the whole car situation for homecoming next weekend...oh the joy....
Oh! and my mum stained my homecoming dress that she was altering for me....it's a dress my grandma made at one point and my sister altered it last year for her homecoming dress!

Posting Posting Posting what is on my mind today

mwahahahaha I'm awesome at posting on a regular basis don't ya think :P I mean I meant to post yesterday...and the day before...I just didn't get around to it :P Oh well...I might get there eventually? :)
Today I had an hour and a half conversation with my older sister on the phone. Most of it was to help me with understanding my pre-calculus homework that I totally fail at learning :) I have a test tomorrow and my sister just taught me everything that I need to know for it in an hour...I think maybe I should try harder to pay attention in class?
I'm currently working on writing chapter three of my story on wattpad, and it is going to be a super long chapter because I just don't want to stop this chapter yet :)
My first early out of the school year isn't until the 21st of this month...sadness. Oh and I want to visit my older brother! :c I'm just going to post this link to a facebook page on my blog because I think that my brother would appreciate some more stalkers :) I started a page for his stalkers (he has a lot) but there isn't too terribly many that are actually liking it. My brother said he would make shirts if we got to 100 likes on his stalker page so yall should like it ^.^


http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ethan-Hernandezs-Page-of-Stalkers/137432113006559

And if you don't know who my awwwww-mazing older brother is you are missing out! He is like the best older brother :) and I've never had an older brother before this year haha!

Child Snatchers

So I've been writing this story for awhile now and I just posted another chapter on wattpad.com! Check out my story and get reading :D As I said on my facebook...I greatly advice reading my story because if you don't read it....this is what will happen to you....


You will...

die a very slow and painful death where you will be wake while your bones are slowly cut out of your body. Just think, blood comes pouring out of your body, but the pain doesn't stop. You will most likely go unconscious from blood lose though, so it's a good thing that you only got your legs in your bones tore painfully out. You get your legs amputated and you're put on those IV things to keep you alive. When you wake up again, you are not on any pain medicine so it really hurts and you will be asked if you want to read my story yet or not...you might say yes (I highly advice it). You might say no though, which would cause your slow and painful death to start right back where we left off, except it would be more painful...more torture...so I advice you to read my story :D

 Child Snatchers

 

My first Hawks game

Well I'm definitely not looking forward to repeating this event again but I will have to in a couple of weeks. I think I made somewhere around $30....
So we were late to getting there because we got the wrong information, so everyone was freaking out that we weren't there on time (an hour late). My group was the first group to actually arrive there for the MV Spanish Trip Club thingy. We were the Sweet Treats peoples and we made shakes and cookies and all of that shtuff. The person didn't tell us right away that EVERYTHING was going to be inventoried at the end so if we gave the little kids a cup of ice cream we had to charge more because otherwise we would be short...
And then it was POURING rain like the whole time and they stopped the game in the middle of it because of lightening so we were there even longer! I was getting very tired by the time we were allowed to close down.
Oh and I want to mention that the whole thing wouldn't have been that bad if it weren't for the number of rude people that were there...and DRUNK...just think about all those drunk drivers *shudders*
When we closed we had to clean up and then FINALLY we were allowed to depart....it was so hot in there that the first thing I did when I got home was take a shower...and then instead of sleeping like I really wanted to (and still am really wanting to) I went to my grandma's to visit with her and my family :D

Oh look

It's another post!

haha well today is like the second day of September so I felt like I should put a post up for this month...Just for the fun of it you know....I don't really know what to say though because I'm still hating school and I'm still working my way through it. We've been in school for like two weeks now I do believe.
I have new friends because of my awesauce brother, Mr. E (who is the older brother I have always wanted).
Tmro I have to work at the Iowa game concession stands to make some dinero for my spanish trip next summer to Guatemala so I will write some more later when I have the time....but I need to go to sleep right now so I can wake up for this whole working all day thingamajig.

Blame it on the

So our internet was down for like 50000000000000000000000 days...it was AWFUL hahahahaha....
We dropped my older sister off at college and then I spent the weekend helping move my little sister upstairs and clean my room. I have lots of rearranging to do but I want a desk b4 I do the rearranging bcuz I have a lot of stuff I want to put in a desk. Oh well...I just don't have a bed right now because it is full of crap. :P

So LABOR DAY WEEKEND!!!!!!!!!! yayyyyyy I can't wait for it to come....I'm trying to convince my mom that I need to go to Kewanee for Labor Day weekend and visit my "older brother"

I'm awake I'm awake I'm awake

Soooooooooooo tireddddddddddddddddd....well I'm up 30minutes later than I had planned to be up? My little sister went through the trouble of waking me up at 1am so I was really not looking forward to waking up this early. Now I have to take a shower cause I'm all gross from walking home yesterday and I didn't find the time to yesterday since I was so tired after that walk. 6 miles really took a lot out of me cause I'm not used to walking it anymore! I will be since Paul is in cross country and I don't like to wait around school for an extra 2 hours. Just wait though...I'm gonna have to start doing that because HEY I'm in the hard classes this year for school and will probably have to get a lot of help with em....Oh well though, I would have something to do during school then....

After school my family is taking my older sister to college and won't be home til either late friday night or saturday sometime. I can't wait to get out of school for this....

John Green

Today is John Green's birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ode to Early Bird PE

Well tmro is officailly marks the first day of early bird pe...I have to wake up at around 5:30-6'oclock in the morning and leave the house by 7. I'm only getting up at that time so that when my older sister leaves (which we take her to college on friday/tmro) I will be able to get up at that time to do the chores that I normally don't do. I'm going to be so tired tmro since I'm already really tired now and I got a semi decent night of sleep.

So yesterday I got all the walking that I needed for that day in when I followed my mother around at a cross country meet. We went back and forth between certain spots to cheer all the runners on and take pictures. I was the name giver, but it being the first meet of the year I haven't gotten everyone's names down yet so I'm still learning them. Oh and then we found out at the end that the person that we had thought was Kevin but then thought was Matt wasn't either one of those people! We did get his last name right at least :) and Kevin should get his butt back in cross country so we don't make that mistake next time!

Charlieissocoollike

This kid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Day of School

Well....today.....was.....my.....first.....day.....of.....my....junior.....year.....in....high.....school....

Can't I drop out of school now? :D hahahahahahaha it was awful! I'm ready to quit...then again I didn't go in with a very good attitude for school anyways because I was already ready for school to be over with. The only thing that I enjoyed was seeing all my friends again. The rest is something that I didn't really care about. What can I say? I don't like school....plus I'm having a really hard time putting my loud self away and bringing out the quiet me....its awful because I know that I need to be quiet and not talk...and yet I want to keep talking....I know better though. I know that I will just get bullied more if I talk so I can't talk. That's just how it goes...

Grammar

Apparently my grammar sucks....gosh I never would have guessed :D :D :D I seriously already knew that though because my school doesn't exactly teach proper english! we just learn what we have to know in order to speak american english and that isn't exactly the best at times anyways! It's not like I really care if I'm understood anyways because even if I spoke properly I know that I still wouldn't be understood, so I don't even bother with the whole speaking properly thing. Just had to get that off my chest while there was a spare moment in the constant talking of the people in NERDFIGHTERS CHAT....

Last day of freedom

Well...school starts tomorrow, which I'm not pleased about. I wish summer would just go on forever and I wouldn't have to go back to school. I'm really not looking forward to going to school. So in the last week, I have had some fun with my friends, finally getting to see them again. :)
Last tuesday I went and saw Super 8 with Maddy, Ellen, and Mariah.

Then on Wednesday I went and chilled at the park all by myself all day and drew pictures when I started to get motion sickness from the swings (which greatly sucks). I drew some awesauce pictures though :D Oh! and at some point in time this week I started to use the word awesauce instead of awesome because it is just so awesauce.
On Thursday I was going to finally get to see Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2.

But then I was invited to hang out with my friends, Dylan, Ellen, Naea, Cody, lil bro Paul, and the person I hate, Ben, so I went there instead and had a great time...until the end when the person I hate (who is like a little brother to me) decided to slap my ass. He's so dead...

Today I might be finally going to see the movie that I so want to see, Mr. Poppers Penguins. I really really want to see it and have wanted to since the beginning of the summer. Kind of like I really want to see the Winnie the Pooh Bear movie :)

I haven't a clue if that's the actual trailer for the new winnie the pooh movie :D

Tomorrow while I'm in school my older sister (who we are taking to college on friday) is going to be picking my dad up from the airport, which reminds me I have this huge rant of how stupid strikes are that I need to get out of me pretty soon. But hey, the strike is over and my dad is coming home now :D

Whale Watching

Leaving for the ocean!

There I am!

Lighthouse! I love them :)

Humpback Whale's tail

Humpback Whale's Tail (same humpback whale all times)

Fin Whale's rarely will show their tail. This one is diving for food.

My Grandma looking for the whales.

A Fin Whale I do believe....

Another Fin Whale I think

Humpback Whale

Heading back in from 14-17miles out on the Atlantic Ocean

Granite State Candee Shop and Ice Cream in Concord...huge ice cream (strawberry)

Ziplining. A 3hour canopy tour.

Our Group of Zipliners.

Afterwords we went to 99 for food :)

My cousin is coming in!

Left to Right: Zach (cousin), Ray (Uncle/Godfather)

This is at the very end. Ray is coming down here.

Repealing. He's asking me if I trust him....

This is why he wanted to know...He pushed me off the edge!

Mount Washington :) It was a beautiful view :)

Up up and away

So I had my first plane ride on the 5th and it wasn't exactly fun but wasn't that bad. I slept pretty much the whole time. We didn't have any problems with making our connection and getting to New Hampshire without a glitch. We even managed to not lose our luggage.

Before being seated.

We are eating in an old jail cell.

So we are going to skip to the 7th. My birthday :) All I did that day was puzzles with my godmother and grandma while we waited for people to flock home. Then we went to a jail house for supper. It's a restaurant chain called Margarita's.

The land in the distance is New York. This is Gnomeo

:) Ben and Jerry's factory

Flavor Graveyard! Godparents being zombies

Gnomeo wants in on this!

The day after my birthday, so the 8th, we went to Ben and Jerry's and had a factory tour. While we were taking this tour (which we couldn't take pictures of) we got to witness an ice cream backup where a lot of ice cream ended up on the floor so they had to throw it all away. I also learned that Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream got famous because when they were going around the USA their van blew up, getting them a place in the newspaper. So that's your history lesson of the day. After Ben and Jerry's we drove up to some town by the lake like body of water separating Vermont from New York and ate at a little restaurant. That is where the picture of Gnomeo with New York was taken.

Wierdness

1st off----I AM BACK :) and school starts in a week :c
2nd off---I wrote a "story" while I was gone.... here it is!


Once upon a time. There was a little boy named Kydi. He loved to eat people so he wud go around and eat ppl with no thought about the damage to the environment. One day he met another victim and decided he shud play with his food for awhile. So he took his victim to the circus and had a grand time. As he was walking her home that night, he went in for a bite and suddenly a girl stood between him and his victim. Growling he tried to push her to the side but she just turned to his victim and told her to run. Keeydis got very angry and pulled out a whip. "Seriously?" the girl muttered and knocked it to the ground. "Pick on someone your own strength next time Keeydis and i wont be back" she whispered before disappearing after his victim. Now Keeydis didnt want to give up his victim so he went after them. The girl appeared next to him as he chased his victim and she grabbed his elbow and
 pulled him to a stop. "I said leave her alone did i not?" she glared at him angrily.
"whats it to you?" Keeydis hissed, eyes focused on his victim. "and who the hell are you?"  The girl smiled, "Shes my sister and responsibility. You dont think i wud let u eat her do ya? Now i want you to just leave this town before I turn you in." She acted very serious as she said it and then made to leave again. Keeydis grabbed her hand tho and pulled her clore to him. "Humans cant do anything to me. And whats keeping me from eating you? I can eat you and then go after your sister!" "Bring it" she grinned instead of answering his question, and stole a kiss from him before running off again. Keeydis was frozen in shock and didnt see where she went so he went for the girls sister and the girl instantly appeared at his side with a pout. "You dont wanna play with me?" The girl looked confused and then angry. "I wasnt going to really turn you in. but if you dont leave my sister alone the council will hear about it. and they have a soft spot for her!" Keeydis reeled back
 in terror and fled the scene, leaving the girl smirking after him. "Hey sis! You shouldnt play with your next victim like that!" Keeydis almost victim laughed. "Well he shouldnt threaten me, Lainey. Why did you let him anywhere near you! The council could find out and all will be lost." "dont think i didnt see you steal that kiss meirydear. You like him!"  

One last post

Well...I'm heading out on my next trip for the summer. My whole family currently hates me so I can't get away to visit with people that actually sort of like me. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm going with my grandma I wouldn't be going on this trip at all because the rentals are so pissed off at me. I also am taking my first airplane ride tomorrow with my grandma. I can't wait to get out of this house! My head is killing me....killer headache the size of Asia and Europe put together. and before it's asked....I have no clue why I used those continents :) So I will post when I get back from my trip. With all those pictures that I plan to take and maybe a few words to go with it.

Letter to Heaven

Dear Jake,
Happy 17th birthday kid. I miss you so much and knowing that you are up there instead of being down here for your 17th birthday makes me really sad. I wish you were here now, happy and breathing. Mostly just the breathing part, but then again if you were here I would want you to be happy also. I'm still working on the whole coping thing and other than this last week I'm getting better at coping with the fact that you are gone now. Actually, I'm lying...I'm not getting any better at coping with you not being there anymore. When I'm in large crowds of people sometimes I swear that I see you there, but then when I can see the person better I see that it isn't you and my heart breaks all over again.
I know that I wasn't really a close friend and that I didn't know you very well or anything, but you still affected me when you left. Heck you affected me when you were still around too hun, chemistry class was a lot funner with you there.
Have fun in heaven today on your birthday and don't party too hard :) would hate for you to get too tired to enjoy your birthday.
Sincerly,
the lost child
Mildred. 

Day 3 of Roadtrip out east

Okay so on day 3 of the road trip.....we went to the titanic museum and Ripley's aquarium. I survived the titanic....my siblings didn't....my mum did.....At the aquarium you cud pet crabs...I didn't want to get crabs though so I didn't pet them :D

Jellyfish!!!!!!!!!!! :)

These sea horses tied themselves together :)

Random waterfall at the aquarium

Jellyfish! which reminds me of the Julian Smith Jellyfish Video

Random fishies...we were on a conveyor belt and went through the aquarium like that....

Catfish? I think.....you can see my mum and lil sister in the reflection....

I can't remember what these are....but they didn't look real.

until I walked around and saw this guys face...he was moving actually

SHARK!

Sworded SHARK RUN!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Yes I have a problem with using a huge amount of pictures at times.....even though they aren't the best pictures out there....This is the only titanic picture that I have though because they refused to let us take pictures in the museum because of the artifacts and all. I also had to have my phone turned off the whole time because of their security system....It was a pretty kool museum though.

Left to Right: Quincy (my lil sister), Mildred (ME!), Charles (my lil photoshy brother)

Also...at the titanic museum...we got huge lollipops :D I love lollipops personally so I was THRILLED that I got a huge super colorful lollipop.

This is my lollipop...I ate it in a day :D can you say cavities? :) :)

Day 2 of roadtrip

Okay so I'm really in the mood to talk right now. So I will tell you what happened on day 2 of the roadtrip I took with my little bro and sista and my mum to pick up my other lil bro. We went to the Cincinnati zoo and walked around in the pouring rain and looked at animals. It was a blast...until the end when my siblings decided to start fighting their heads off each other....

CAMEL!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Przewalski's Horse

Baboons...I actually have no clue what monkeys those are :)

RHINO! I swear it's true.

Do you luv so and so?

I think there is something wrong with me. People don't understand me...and of course I don't understand that so when I just start talking and talking and talking and talking I don't understand why people get pissed off at me. for example...I was asking my friends if they luved so and so....I meant it as a joke and I didn't even spell Love right so I wasn't actually being serious....but now a whole bunch of people are mad at me! and I would like to say that YES I knew that some of them had girlfriends....I was asking for the hell of it. Oh and then of course when I said that they hated so and so....they really really really got pissed off. I just don't understand it. I must not be human or something because I don't understand how people think or how I'm supposed to act around people. I'm just trying to be my goddamn self and people just get so frikken pissed off at me for being myself. I don't understand I don't understand I don't understand.
Then again I don't understand like ANYTHING that happens around me or that I do or anything of the sort. Like how I don't understand how this computer works or how the mail system works or anything like that. And I really don't get why every time I think about a knife or gun or watch a tv show that is a full out "let's shoot this person" show that I can feel it....in my head...or where ever the knife/gun goes.....it's horrible you know....just horrible...
I think I really am going insane or something. Or at least that's what I think. I also think that people really hate me because I don't get why they are so mad at me right now. I thought that everyone who was my friend would understand that I was joking....I don't understand why it didn't seem like I was joking because I thought it was so clear...... :c I'm so wishing I was on my medicine right now but I'm scared to go back on them...is that sad? That I'm scared to go back on my anti-depression medicine? I never even told anyone I wasn't taking it....